Salty, Soupy, Porty, Poopy Party

Everyone is invited to the Salty, Soupy, Porty, Poopy Party. It's on tonight at 5pm! That's right, the 5th Sept so get cracking. The location is Terry Smith Lookout about 95km long, tough, windy hours ride south of Burke & Wills Roadhouse, Queensland.

Tonight is gonna go off for sure, so dont miss out. There'll be port and ginger cordial until the sensible bedtime hour of 8pm.

As you might expect there'll be salt and soup. Amongst other delights such as peanut butter, small amounts of mango chutney and our well-loved baked bean crockpot with quinoa.

There'll fresh new hits playing such as I'm a Paleo-coprologist, Curry! and the ballad of salt's love lost, My Saltetite is Waning.



Look at this cheerful party goer. He has both salt and soup.



There's a Dump-Ezy right on site so party pooping has never been easier.



These revellers got to the party early and threw back some port. Perhaps a little too much. No. Just jokes. Clearly they're having the time of their lives. Or some sort of time.